Immigration

[Deranged Rhino]

2 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Fun fact about the avocado...

 

 

...actually, I'm lying.  I've got nothing.  There are no fun facts about the avocado.

 

But what about quantum avocados?

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Just now, Deranged Rhino said:

 

But what about quantum avocados?

 

When evaluating the quantum avocado wave equation, one finds that the solution has the eigenvalues "yuck" and "crap."

[Boyst]

i was once told by a girl on a date that i am like an avocado. being that i do not like avocados i had no idea what she meant, especially when she tried to say that i am tough on the outside skin but soft inside. i thought that avocados have a pit... so does that mean my center is hard?

 

i was so damn confused and still am.

[Ann]

 

 

 

[IDBillzFan]

28 minutes ago, Boyst said:

i was once told by a girl on a date that i am like an avocado. being that i do not like avocados i had no idea what she meant, especially when she tried to say that i am tough on the outside skin but soft inside. i thought that avocados have a pit... so does that mean my center is hard?

 

i was so damn confused and still am.

 

Maybe she meant that you're like an avocado because if you open up, you start to turn brown, until someone squeezes lemon juice on you and seals you in a ziplock bag.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

57 minutes ago, Boyst said:

i was once told by a girl on a date that i am like an avocado. being that i do not like avocados i had no idea what she meant, especially when she tried to say that i am tough on the outside skin but soft inside. i thought that avocados have a pit... so does that mean my center is hard?

 

i was so damn confused and still am.

 

Means she wants to put you through a blender and make guacamole out of you.

 

Could be fun, if you're in to that sort of thing.

 

[Fansince88]

2 hours ago, Boyst said:

i was once told by a girl on a date that i am like an avocado. being that i do not like avocados i had no idea what she meant, especially when she tried to say that i am tough on the outside skin but soft inside. i thought that avocados have a pit... so does that mean my center is hard?

 

i was so damn confused and still am.

Sounds like a creep.

[4merper4mer]

3 hours ago, IDBillzFan said:

 

Maybe she meant that you're like an avocado because if you open up, you start to turn brown, until someone squeezes lemon juice on you and seals you in a ziplock bag.

Was this chick a redhead from San Diego?

[Boyst]

1 hour ago, 4merper4mer said:

Was this chick a redhead from San Diego?

Salisbury NC. Next best thing. 

 

Home of Cheerwine

[Uncle Joe]

4 hours ago, Fansince88 said:

Sounds like a creep.

That's the Israel thread...

[IDBillzFan]

12 hours ago, Boyst said:

Salisbury NC. Next best thing. 

 

Home of Cheerwine

 

Oh, she was one of those 'RC and a packa Nabs" chicks. Say no more.

[Ann]

 

[Nanker]

 

We are so screwed.

 

[Nanker]

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

50 minutes ago, Nanker said:

 

 

 

ALL of Democrats' immigration policies are scams.  They openly admit it - they want a cheap, untraceable labor underclass.

[Billsandhorns]

It's the Senate bill. Just in the form of an E.O.

[Cinga]

10 minutes ago, Billsandhorns said:

It's the Senate bill. Just in the form of an E.O.

 

Exactly, and they wrote it that way on purpose knowing it would be tossed by the courts after the election

[Uncle Joe]

3 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

ALL of Democrats' immigration policies are scams.  They openly admit it - they want a cheap, untraceable voting labor under class.

FIFY

[4merper4mer]

10 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

ALL of Democrats' immigration policies are scams.  They openly admit it - they want a cheap, untraceable labor underclass.

[Nanker]

17 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

ALL of Democrats' immigration policies are scams.  They openly admit it - they want a cheap, untraceable labor underclass.

The Dems used to call them “Slaves.”