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Crap Throwing Clavin Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 (edited) 17 minutes ago, devnull said: Are there any properties left to destroy at this point? Maybe a woke Terminator? Edited June 8 by Crap Throwing Clavin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyst Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 On 6/6/2024 at 5:39 PM, Ann said: I'm getting to the point where I want to cancel all my apps and watch old movies on DVD. Now, get off my lawn. Pluto TV is free. Great old shows. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devnull Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 1 hour ago, Boyst said: Pluto TV is free. Great old shows. A dedicated Star Trek channel A dedicated Stargate channel And another "More Trek Channel" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdutton Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 I watch Pluto every night. Mostly the Stargate channel but sometimes they have some great movies too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Uncle Joe Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 On 6/8/2024 at 12:29 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said: Are there any properties left to destroy at this point? Maybe a woke Terminator? I saw the latest Terminator. Basically Linda Hamilton has been smoking three packs a day this century and only knows how to say Phuck in a raspy voice. Then there is the token gender neutral mutant. I think the critical drinker passed out watching the movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devnull Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 On 6/8/2024 at 3:29 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said: Are there any properties left to destroy at this point? Maybe a woke Terminator? If we're gonna wokify a classic, let's go full throttle and remake...Airplane! Striker will of course be a woman of color. The name will of course have to be changed from the toxically masculine sounding "striker" Elain Dickinson can still be a white woman. Lesbian of course. And the name "Dickinson" will have to be changed Leslie Nielsen's character will be renamed Leslie, not in honor of the comedic legend. But because the doctor will be transgender McCroskey will be allowed to be played by a white male and the character's focus will be on overcoming his substance abuse Captain Oveur will be recast as a Turkish immigrant, sharing his tales of incarceration Kareem Abdul Jabbar's part will be played by Brittany Griner Rex Kramer will be played by The Rock The Jive Brothers will be African immigrants speaking fluent English The Jive Lady will be a Karen 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyst Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 3 hours ago, devnull said: If we're gonna wokify a classic, let's go full throttle and remake...Airplane! Striker will of course be a woman of color. The name will of course have to be changed from the toxically masculine sounding "striker" Elain Dickinson can still be a white woman. Lesbian of course. And the name "Dickinson" will have to be changed Leslie Nielsen's character will be renamed Leslie, not in honor of the comedic legend. But because the doctor will be transgender McCroskey will be allowed to be played by a white male and the character's focus will be on overcoming his substance abuse Captain Oveur will be recast as a Turkish immigrant, sharing his tales of incarceration Kareem Abdul Jabbar's part will be played by Brittany Griner Rex Kramer will be played by The Rock 3 hours ago, devnull said: The Jive Brothers will be African immigrants speaking fluent English Chevy Chase & Will Farrel in blackface. 3 hours ago, devnull said: The Jive Lady will be a Karen Julia Louise Dryfus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 Tale of two movies Bad Boys was a lot of fun (but I'm a fan of the franchise). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Clavin Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 "...discount Ezra Miller, which I realize is a misleading name, since it implies that Ezra Miller has any intrinsic value to begin with..." This is just killing me. I swear, The Acolyte can't possibly be as entertaining as the reviews of it are. 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devnull Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said: "...discount Ezra Miller, which I realize is a misleading name, since it implies that Ezra Miller has any intrinsic value to begin with..." This is just killing me. I swear, The Acolyte can't possibly be as entertaining as the reviews of it are. I love how he doesn't even bothering with the character names Strong Female Antagonist Strong Female Character #1 Strong Female Character #2 Strong Female Character #3 Dumb Male Character And of course...Token White Guy 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crap Throwing Clavin Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 1 hour ago, Nouseforaname said: And she...he...hell, it is still pissed off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nouseforaname Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 On 6/10/2024 at 8:25 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said: "...discount Ezra Miller, which I realize is a misleading name, since it implies that Ezra Miller has any intrinsic value to begin with..." This is just killing me. I swear, The Acolyte can't possibly be as entertaining as the reviews of it are. Hilarious but nothing is as bad as obi wan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 On 6/10/2024 at 7:25 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said: "...discount Ezra Miller, which I realize is a misleading name, since it implies that Ezra Miller has any intrinsic value to begin with..." This is just killing me. I swear, The Acolyte can't possibly be as entertaining as the reviews of it are. The comments are “The token white guy looked into the future and saw the rest of the script. Then drank the poison to escape this universe as fast as possible.” “Dear Acolyte writers, that South Park episode was a parody, not an instruction manual. Try again” 2023 - "why are all the 'writers' worried about AI taking their jobs?" 2024 - watching the Acolyte - "oh" And wow… ”The acolyte has a budget of $180M. The budget for the original trilogy, adjusted for inflation for 1983-2024 is around $193M in TOTAL. Let that sink in for a second.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nouseforaname Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 1 hour ago, Ann said: The comments are “The token white guy looked into the future and saw the rest of the script. Then drank the poison to escape this universe as fast as possible.” “Dear Acolyte writers, that South Park episode was a parody, not an instruction manual. Try again” 2023 - "why are all the 'writers' worried about AI taking their jobs?" 2024 - watching the Acolyte - "oh" And wow… ”The acolyte has a budget of $180M. The budget for the original trilogy, adjusted for inflation for 1983-2024 is around $193M in TOTAL. Let that sink in for a second.” As long as there is no reference to sky walker or palpatine, it starts at a 7 on 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devnull Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 7 hours ago, Nouseforaname said: As long as there is no reference to sky walker or palpatine, it starts at a 7 on 10. IIRC Acolyte predates the prequel trilogy. I doubt they refer to Skywalker or Palpatine directly. Perhaps indirectly via "prophesy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nouseforaname Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 29 minutes ago, devnull said: IIRC Acolyte predates the prequel trilogy. I doubt they refer to Skywalker or Palpatine directly. Perhaps indirectly via "prophesy" Somehow palpatine went back to the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devnull Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 1 minute ago, Nouseforaname said: Somehow palpatine went back to the future. For the love of Christ, don't give them ideas Star Wars does not need time travel. That stupid Force Matrix from Reblels and Ahsoka is bad enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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