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Crap Throwing Clavin
1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

 

I want to explore Erika's cosmos.

 

Honestly, though...I doubt that's a picture of her, just because in all my years in astronomy and physics, I have never, ever, ever seen a woman that hot.  

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Crap Throwing Clavin
1 hour ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

I want to explore Erika's cosmos.

 

Honestly, though...I doubt that's a picture of her, just because in all my years in astronomy and physics, I have never, ever, ever seen a woman that hot.  

 

Think I'll slide into her Twitter DMs and make some bad astronomy passes at her.

 

"Babe, you are hotter than a WO2 Wolf-Rayet star."

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34 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Think I'll slide into her Twitter DMs and make some bad astronomy passes at her.

 

"Babe, you are hotter than a WO2 Wolf-Rayet star."

Be sure and let us know if she barks at the moon.

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Crap Throwing Clavin
2 minutes ago, Foxx said:

Be sure and let us know is she barks at the moon.

 

I will NOT, absolutely not, go for the obvious and grotesquely tasteless "Want to explore Uranus together?" line.  

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27 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

I will NOT, absolutely not, go for the obvious and grotesquely tasteless "Want to explore Uranus together?" line.  

Hopefully, she is from Venus, and not Mars...

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18 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

I want to explore Erika's cosmos.

 

Honestly, though...I doubt that's a picture of her, just because in all my years in astronomy and physics, I have never, ever, ever seen a woman that hot.  

 

I'm sure you know she is a CGI

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16 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

I will NOT, absolutely not, go for the obvious and grotesquely tasteless "Want to explore Uranus together?" line.  

 

Does she know you've always been a interested in celestial bodies?

 

Does she want to see your telescope?

 

Would she care to learn about your knowledge of thrust?

 

Would she allow you to discover the mass of her black hole?

 

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On 12/4/2023 at 4:53 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

I will NOT, absolutely not, go for the obvious and grotesquely tasteless "Want to explore Uranus together?" line.  

That’s only because you think asking about checking out the bootes void is somehow more subtle.

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