Conspiracy "theories"

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

40 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

For @Crap Throwing Clavin's purposes  

 

 

 

 

I'm going to start using "quantum" at least twice in every sentence from now on.  

 

Then you all have to accept everything I say, blindly and without argument, because it's quantum!

[snafu]

54 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

For @Crap Throwing Clavin's purposes  

 

 

 

 

 

This guy needs multiple emoji reactions...

facepalm

clown

d'oh

popcorn

black question mark

and haha

 

His video is a great example of exactly why people shouldn't use tiktok.  He should be relegated to a bench in a bus depot with that story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 hour ago, snafu said:

 

 

This guy needs multiple emoji reactions...

facepalm

clown

d'oh

popcorn

black question mark

and haha

 

His video is a great example of exactly why people shouldn't use tiktok.  He should be relegated to a bench in a bus depot with that story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not just a facepalm.  A quantum facepalm.

[Fansince88]

4 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

I'm going to start using "quantum" at least twice in every sentence from now on.  

 

Then you all have to accept everything I say, blindly and without argument, because it's quantum!

Wait, everyone doesnt do that now? What a bunch of morons! No....Quantum Morons. 

[CarpetCrawler]

3 hours ago, Fansince88 said:

Wait, everyone doesnt do that now? What a bunch of morons! No....Quantum Morons. 

 

Oh boy!

[Nanker]

Entropy will be his quantum downfall. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

This is marvelous...

 

 

[Deranged Rhino]

 

One of these two (just my wild ass guess based on who's huge now/who Jack has known for years)

 

[Ann]

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

Not just Texas, but several states are declaring states of emergency, warning people to stock up on medication and groceries.  And some are warning on the strain on emergency services including hospitals, during the eclipse Monday.

 

So...everybody panic, because the moon is going to block out the sun for four minutes.  

 

What, are we living in the Aztec Empire or something? 

 

Why Texas Officials Are So Concerned About Solar Eclipse (newsweek.com)

[Cinga]

1 hour ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

Not just Texas, but several states are declaring states of emergency, warning people to stock up on medication and groceries.  And some are warning on the strain on emergency services including hospitals, during the eclipse Monday.

 

So...everybody panic, because the moon is going to block out the sun for four minutes.  

 

What, are we living in the Aztec Empire or something? 

 

Why Texas Officials Are So Concerned About Solar Eclipse (newsweek.com)

 

That's interesting since it passes over Western New York so wondering what the people there are thinking. Not sure, but I'm only aware so far of Niagara Falls Canada declaring an emergency. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 minutes ago, Cinga said:

 

That's interesting since it passes over Western New York so wondering what the people there are thinking. Not sure, but I'm only aware so far of Niagara Falls Canada declaring an emergency. 

 

Apparently, NY has declared an emergency too.

 

I'm bringing my generator up.  There's got to be one fool I can sell it to at 100% markup who's convinced the sun will never return.

[Billsandhorns]

2 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Apparently, NY has declared an emergency too.

 

I'm bringing my generator up.  There's got to be one fool I can sell it to at 100% markup who's convinced the sun will never return.

[Fansince88]

38 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Apparently, NY has declared an emergency too.

 

I'm bringing my generator up.  There's got to be one fool I can sell it to at 100% markup who's convinced the sun will never return.

Niagara Fall NY? There have been a couple areas of the state. You give me an idea. Perhaps I will rent my generator by the minute.

 

Edited April 1 by Fansince88

[Deranged Rhino]

40 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Apparently, NY has declared an emergency too.

 

I'm bringing my generator up.  There's got to be one fool I can sell it to at 100% markup who's convinced the sun will never return.

 

Umm... you can have fun with this one: 

 

https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/skywatching/nasa-to-launch-sounding-rockets-into-moons-shadow-during-solar-eclipse/

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

31 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Umm... you can have fun with this one: 

 

https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/skywatching/nasa-to-launch-sounding-rockets-into-moons-shadow-during-solar-eclipse/

 

 

 

There is not a single part of that that isn't completely made up.  It's like it came from the OBF DAB POMA.

 

It's complete quantum nonsense.  And you can't argue with me, because it's quantum!

[Fansince88]

24 minutes ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

There is not a single part of that that isn't completely made up.  It's like it came from the OBF DAB POMA.

 

It's complete quantum nonsense.  And you can't argue with me, because it's quantum!

I don't know, seems like basic nonsense. 

[4merper4mer]

2 hours ago, Fansince88 said:

I don't know, seems like basic nonsense. 

That’s what it wants you to think.

[CarpetCrawler]

15 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

Umm... you can have fun with this one: 

 

https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/skywatching/nasa-to-launch-sounding-rockets-into-moons-shadow-during-solar-eclipse/

 

 

 

The few, the proud, the totally moronic. 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

2 minutes ago, CarpetCrawler said:

 

The few, the proud, the totally moronic. 

 

Those rockets remind me of Nazi anti-aircraft missile research...

 

Wait, I've got it!  There's the conspiracy!  American neo-Nazi missions to shoot down airliners during the eclipse, and blame Boeing!