afc east Dolphins Chat 2024

[Uncle Joe]

1 hour ago, Alaska Darin said:

Am I the only one who really misses "Week 3 Super Bowl Champion" Fish Fan?

 

 

 

Dude is not over it. Gonna be a long season at this pace.

[Ninety-4]

On 9/26/2024 at 1:03 PM, Alaska Darin said:

Am I the only one who really misses "Week 3 Super Bowl Champion" Fish Fan?

 

 

 

The Packers are showing a good blueprint on how to win with an inexperienced backup.  Watched Willis's first game and bits of last week.  They've got him playing and executing a very high percentage offense with lots of running, short quick passes and staying out of a lot of 3rd and longs and avoiding turnovers.   Credit to those coaches for working with what they've got.  

[Foxx]

3 minutes ago, Ninety-4 said:

The Packers are showing a good blueprint on how to win with an inexperienced backup.  Watched Willis's first game and bits of last week.  They've got him playing and executing a very high percentage offense with lots of running, short quick passes and staying out of a lot of 3rd and longs and avoiding turnovers.   Credit to those coaches for working with what they've got.  

With tape, expect defenses to catch up.

[Spartacus]

42 minutes ago, Foxx said:

With tape, expect defenses to catch up.

by then, Love will be back

[Foxx]

1 hour ago, Spartacus said:

by then, Love will be back

Good point.

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

1 hour ago, Spartacus said:

by then, Love will be back

 

The key to winning in the NFL is starting a new QB every four weeks, so no one has tape.  

[Taro T]

2 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

The key to winning in the NFL is starting a new QB every four weeks, so no one has tape.  

 

What about the Fishies plan of starting a new one EVERY week?

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

27 minutes ago, Taro T said:

 

What about the Fishies plan of starting a new one EVERY week?

 

Except Dolphins QBs all have the same tape...

 

[Fansince88]

3 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

The key to winning in the NFL is starting a new QB every four weeks, so no one has tape.  

Quote: McDaniel, probably

[Spartacus]

9 hours ago, Fansince88 said:

Quote: McDaniel, probably

He is more obsessed with starting the concussed Tua every week.

sure looked like tua got a concussion in week 1 which caused him to play erratically against the bills from the start.

[Alaska Darin]

Things I learned looking up stuff about Tua:

 

1.  Tua's first name is Tuanigamanuolepola (I cannot imagine his mother screaming his full name at him when he was in trouble.  She'd forget why she was pissed by the time she got it all out).

2.  His middle name is (and I shit you not):  DONNY

3.  He sucks against the BILLS (I knew this but I never get tired of pointing it out).

 

Overall numbers in 6.5 games:

Passing:

145 of 232 for 1586 yards.  7 TDs, 10 interceptions.  Sacked 11 times.

Rushing:

17 for 76 yards.  No TDs

 

Per Game numbers:

22 of 35 for 244 yards (6.9 YPP).  62.8%.  1.07 TDs, 1.54 INTs.  1.7 sacks. 

2.62 rushes for 11.7 yards.  4.5 YPC.

 

 

 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

21 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said:

Things I learned looking up stuff about Tua:

 

1.  Tua's first name is Tuanigamanuolepola (I cannot imagine his mother screaming his full name at him when he was in trouble.  She'd forget why she was pissed by the time she got it all out).

2.  His middle name is (and I shit you not):  DONNY

3.  He sucks against the BILLS (I knew this but I never get tired of pointing it out).

 

Overall numbers in 6.5 games:

Passing:

145 of 232 for 1586 yards.  7 TDs, 10 interceptions.  Sacked 11 times.

Rushing:

17 for 76 yards.  No TDs

 

Per Game numbers:

22 of 35 for 244 yards (6.9 YPP).  62.8%.  1.07 TDs, 1.54 INTs.  1.7 sacks. 

2.62 rushes for 11.7 yards.  4.5 YPC.

 

 

 

 

"State your name."

 

"Tua Tagovailoa."

 

"Your full name, please."

 

"Tuanigamanuolepola Donny Tagovailoa."

 

*Immediately placed in concussion protocol*
 

[Crap Throwing Clavin]

"I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize Tuanigamanuolepola!"

 

 

 

[CarpetCrawler]

On 9/28/2024 at 7:25 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

"I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize Tuanigamanuolepola!"

 

 

 

 

No matter how rattled Tua's brain gets, he'll never be less coherent than old Joe.

[Spartacus]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/a-tyreek-hill-trade-from-dolphins-back-to-chiefs-would-not-be-easy-to-pull-off

 

Hill might have already passed judgment on what the 2024 Dolphins are “made of.” And he might see a path toward getting another ring, while helping the Chiefs get their third in a row, by going back to Kansas City.

 

Beyond the trade compensation necessary to undo a deal that had the the Dolphins give the Chiefs a first-round pick, a second-round pick, two fourth-round picks, and a sixth-round pick to get him in 2022, Miami would be taking on a large 2025 cap hit if they trade Hill now: $41.8 million.

 

They also will have paid him an extra $24 million in August for however many games he’d play before a trade. (The deadline arrives the Tuesday after Week 9.)

 

While it’s not impossible, the Chiefs would have to give up plenty to justify the financial ramifications for the Dolphins. And they’re already dealing with major potential financial ramifications resulting from Tua’s still-new contract, which carries no protections for the team regarding future concussions.

[IDBillzFan]

 

[IDBillzFan]

This needs to be my ringtone. It's like, what would Samuel L. Jackson sound like if he was a white ginger?

 

"Mike McDaniel a genius? You know, Wile E. Coyote thought he was a genius..."

 

100% NSFW.

 

 

[IDBillzFan]

The humble will be exalted and the showboat-backflip-endzone selfie-taking girl beater will be humbled.

 

 

[IDBillzFan]

I find this oddly therapeutic.

 

 

 

[IDBillzFan]

I'm no lip reader, but it looks like Tyreek is yelling "I didn't leave Mahomes for this shit! I'm so pissed, I could beat my pregnant girlfriend again!"

 

And McDaniels is like, "Man, my life was so much easier when all I had to do was sip some hot cocoa while wearing a flannel onesie."