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Crap Throwing Clavin
On 8/1/2024 at 2:15 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

Today: "Give us a list of who has access to your operating system."

 

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Today: a candidate, in a job interview, asked "Tell me about your operating system."

 

Well, I'm definitely not hiring you...but let me introduce you to some mutton-headed auditors, maybe they have an open position.

 

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Crap Throwing Clavin
On 8/14/2024 at 2:27 PM, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

And today...lather, rinse, repeat.

 

If I had a nickel for every time they asked me this question, I'd beat them with a sock full of nickels.  

 

First day back from vacation, first task: explain our operating system to the auditors.

 

You have GOT to be kidding me.  You're just &#%$ing with me now, right?  

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6 hours ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

 

First day back from vacation, first task: explain our operating system to the auditors.

 

You have GOT to be kidding me.  You're just &#%$ing with me now, right?  

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3 hours ago, B-Man said:

 

 

 

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Not shown: thirty auditors asking Dave to explain his shovel's &#%$ing operating system.  

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My boss today told me something was going to be "super-easy."

 

Of course I replied "Barely an inconvenience."

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1 hour ago, Crap Throwing Clavin said:

My boss today told me something was going to be "super-easy."

 

Of course I replied "Barely an inconvenience."

So did you feed him? 

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6 minutes ago, devnull said:

 

1) Using American technology.

2) When the Chinese or Russians claim some groundbreaking advance, it's a pretty safe assumption we've had it for 10  years.

 

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